Little bundle of joy, aka. cautionary tale

Guess what, they’ve found the cure to teen pregnancy.

It turns out teen girls are just too dumb to realize that sex leads to babies.

That’s if Bristol Palin is to be believed, and I don’t see why the teen daughter of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin shouldn’t be considered an expert on teen pregnancy with her new 5-month-old son Trigg.

“If girls realized the consequences of sex, nobody would be having sex,” says Bristol, sitting at her parents’ lakeside patio table. “Trust me. Nobody.”

So the bad news, all teenage girls range from dense to mentally deficient.

Then the good news has to be, if we just talk slower when explaining where babies come from, we could have a serious break-through.

Excuse the snark, but this is ridiculously condescending to young women everywhere who are well aware of “the consequences of sex” and have found ways to protect themselves using wacky new technology like condoms (pronounced “kon-duhm”).

Using your baby as a cautionary tale/meal ticket to become a spokesperson for the abstinence-only fetishists, while leaving out any honest discussion of teen sexual health, is really not doing your peers any favors.